Moreover these policies are costing him PEANUTS! ;-=D
It’s not Prudential to buy that many.
As long as he stays healthy, he shouldn’t worry about buying the State Farm any time soon.
Yes, but what is the state of his farm that he’s leaving behind?
I’m sorry…i just cannot tie in the geico lizard to all of this crafty word play. Well done y’all!
You can buy insurance from Goodyear?
If you catch a break,maybe you can kill yourself…make them pay…!
Perhaps it’s time to worry if he’s buying insurance for other people, and making himself the beneficiary.
May not be so funny in a year or two when Macy’s (closing 150 stores) can no longer afford to sponsor that parade. (I know – I’m being a Debbie Downer today)
With the new policies, it’s safe to buy a mid-life Chrysler.