Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 02, 2020

Archery does have its drawbacks. But don’t nock it till you’ve tried it.

Noble Fletcher portrayed here by Chevy Chase.

he works hard all day and at night relaxes by watching stepin fletchit films…

I don’t want arrows made fast. I want fast arrows made!

Who is the target audience here?

How fast can he make the arrows?

I’m not so sure he got the point.

Ought not that “did” be “didst”?

See there’s your problem, your missing an ‘A’.

You wanted the arrows quickly, so I made them fast. Now they’re not as accurate as you’d hoped? Well don’t be cross bowman, with me.

And now, a cameo appearance by Robin Quivers.