Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2020

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    pschearer Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The Tinn Man! (That’s what I call a sic joke.)

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    pearlsbs  about 3 years ago

    Well at least he doesn’t have tinnitus, which I suffer from. As Steve Martin said, “You just get used to it, or you go insane.”

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This ‘doc" is a quack! It’s obvious that he has a tin ear.

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    mddshubby2005  about 3 years ago

    “Doc, is there anything that can cure me?” “Oil can.” “That’s MY line!”

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    ‘for now, let’s just play it by ear…’

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Thanks Pink Floyd!

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    jango  about 3 years ago

    And Metallica

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    landyk  about 3 years ago

    Well, OZ never did give nothing to the tin man, that he didn’t already have. “America”

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    Al Nala  about 3 years ago

    Beats TinTin-itis!

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    DoktorScheisskopf  about 3 years ago

    “Well, doc, I guess it could have been worse – at least I don’t have CANcer!”

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    I figured that doc, but the clanging and banging is driving me nuts…..and those loose bolts keep falling out……what a screwup I am!

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    streetbeater  about 3 years ago

    The only cure is a heart transplant.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    Nothing a little WD-40 won’t fix.

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    edreajr  about 3 years ago

    How quiet my world would be without the continuous “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” of tinnitus. I may not really like it but I have to live with it.

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