Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2020

The Tinn Man! (That’s what I call a sic joke.)

Well at least he doesn’t have tinnitus, which I suffer from. As Steve Martin said, “You just get used to it, or you go insane.”

This ‘doc" is a quack! It’s obvious that he has a tin ear.

“Doc, is there anything that can cure me?” “Oil can.” “That’s MY line!”

‘for now, let’s just play it by ear…’

Thanks Pink Floyd!

And Metallica

Well, OZ never did give nothing to the tin man, that he didn’t already have. “America”

Beats TinTin-itis!

“Well, doc, I guess it could have been worse – at least I don’t have CANcer!”

I figured that doc, but the clanging and banging is driving me nuts…..and those loose bolts keep falling out……what a screwup I am!

The only cure is a heart transplant.

Nothing a little WD-40 won’t fix.

How quiet my world would be without the continuous “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” of tinnitus. I may not really like it but I have to live with it.