They had nothing in common anyways, she was always squealing on him
‘Bu-de-bu-de-bu-de-bu-de-bu-that’s all!’ (croaks)
What would Petunia say?
Unexpectedly, a waitress reopens a gaping psychic wound in Kermit!
But. But. ..I just can’t…Miss Piggy and Porky are my best friends….
Oh no, is there now a bun in the oven?
Tomorrow’s meal is frog legs.
Dan, you’ve outdone yourself with this one. I laughed so hard I snorted. Maybe Porky’s theme song is, “Just a Pigalo…”
I hope neither one of them was hogging the cover…….
Jumped, or leaped, not sprinted.
The unfaithful swines deserve to be bacon by now.
Porky sings, bubububuu bad, bububububu baaaaad.
That’s why he’s called Porky!
“Piggy! You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do!”