Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2019


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    mddshubby2005  10 months ago

    “It’s none of your business whether I’m a Wiccan or not, Bill.”

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    rekam Premium Member 10 months ago

    Wickin’ not Wiccan. You know as in Working.

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    whahoppened  10 months ago

    Better walk away before you get your wick pinched.

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    Nachikethass  10 months ago

    None of your wicking business!

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    Baarorso  10 months ago

    Too bad the candle at the desk isn’t a pagan. His coworker could then ask…“Are you WICCAN HARD or HARDLY WICCAN”? ;-D

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    PICTO  10 months ago

    Everybody’s working for the wick end…

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    Chithing Premium Member 10 months ago

    Oh, go burn at both ends, you jerk!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yeah, there are always drips when you work with candles. And you should see the flame wars…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 10 months ago

    He used to be a bright light at his old company…

    but the office was way out in the sticks…

    and the pay couldn’t hold a candle to what he makes now.


    But here, he’s struggling to fit the office mold….

    having to put up with drips and half-wicks…

    He understands why the last guy got burnt out in this position.


    But look at his family in that picture.

    He met his wife hanging out at a crafts fair…

    She was the prettiest one there.

    And even after two little ones… she still has a youthful glow.

    He’ll stay here for them….

    That’s the whole ball of wax.

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    Arianne  10 months ago

    Butcher, baker, fwickin’ candle-schtick maker.

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    D Ob-one B   10 months ago

    Waxing poetic!

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    Darryl Heine  10 months ago

    At least it isn’t Dagwood and Mr. Dithers of the Blondie comic strip – candle style.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    An old flame trying to rekindle

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 10 months ago

    “I’m so tired of hearing about your Brazilian butt wax.”

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    nboady  10 months ago

    He’s probably just working on his TPS reports.

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