Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2019


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    whahoppened  8 months ago

    Aren’t you gonna butter him up?

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 8 months ago

    The toast of the town AND well bread . . .

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 months ago

    If he’s so great, why didn’t they give him a nickle?

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    Chithing Premium Member 8 months ago

    Dark humor.

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    dlkrueger33  8 months ago

    He’s going over to the band and will ask if he can jam with them.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 8 months ago

    Good to see what he’s made of himself, after the way he was raised.

    Yes, his family was rich… but having a lot of dough can’t make up for his Dad being a rotten heel.

    His mother was full of artificial sweetness… she loafed all day, and didn’t give him the love a kid kneads.


    At yeast, college panned out…. he rose on his own…

    life got batter and batter, and now he’s on a roll!

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    Stevefk  8 months ago

    You can tell he’s from the upper crust…!

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    Michael G  8 months ago

    And he’ll never go to seed!

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    paul  8 months ago

    A well-heeled gentleman for sure.

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    tbubble Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’s the best thing since sliced…no, I guess he’s the best.

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    jless  8 months ago

    How do you know when Ol’ Pumpernick is burned?

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wow – lots of puns here. You guys have made Pastis proud today!

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    VioletBay1 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Toasted with cream cheese…..Yummy!

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    Kind&Kinder  8 months ago

    It’s pretty crumby, what you’re doing, flaming a wry piece of bread

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