Aren’t you gonna butter him up?
The toast of the town AND well bread . . .
If he’s so great, why didn’t they give him a nickle?
He’s going over to the band and will ask if he can jam with them.
Good to see what he’s made of himself, after the way he was raised.
Yes, his family was rich… but having a lot of dough can’t make up for his Dad being a rotten heel.
His mother was full of artificial sweetness… she loafed all day, and didn’t give him the love a kid kneads.
At yeast, college panned out…. he rose on his own…
life got batter and batter, and now he’s on a roll!
You can tell he’s from the upper crust…!
And he’ll never go to seed!
A well-heeled gentleman for sure.
He’s the best thing since sliced…no, I guess he’s the best.
How do you know when Ol’ Pumpernick is burned?
Wow – lots of puns here. You guys have made Pastis proud today!
Toasted with cream cheese…..Yummy!
It’s pretty crumby, what you’re doing, flaming a wry piece of bread