Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 22, 2018

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    If you don’t move, there will be no egress, either.

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    chris_weaver  almost 4 years ago

    Later, he would take up life as a French painter after getting a ‘Born Toulouse’ tattoo.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s hard of heron, too. Probably from a hit on his crane-ium…

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    Nachikethass  almost 4 years ago

    Stop stork-ing!

    Ugh! I know!! Bad!!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I didn’t come to snipe… of course I’m not bittern…. never….

    but people shore did wade in already….

     

    Nobody was robin me…

    Lateness is a cardinal sin when you should be the early bird….

    Owl I’ve got is these tree birds now….

    nothing to crow about.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I geese he will flip the bird at these chicks. (That’s the best I can come up with at 3:30 in the morning.)

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    luvcmx  almost 4 years ago

    Hey buddy, can you sparrow dime?

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    forsyth  almost 4 years ago

    That’s nothing to crow about.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 4 years ago

    Just flip him the bird.

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    chris_weaver  almost 4 years ago

    All these avian puns are just falcon with my head!

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    At least his tattoo was neatly done. I’ve seen so many that look like they were done by a third grader. It’s hilarious LOL

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Glad he doesn’t have any regerts.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This way to the egress.

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    gcarlson  almost 4 years ago

    Alligator with a guitar in “The Far Side” (maybe one of its successors): “Egrets, I’ve had a few …”

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    Ginrummy33  almost 4 years ago

    Egrets at the egress?

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