Need to find those tribbles
He’s bald, Jim!
What about the hairpiece on his lap?
Are they trying to escape from a hairy situation?
Is this a dis-tressed signal?
Is that Scotty on the left?
If so, make no Bones about it…
McCoy’s got no skin in this game.
Set course for the planet Rogaine in the Minoxidil quadrant.
BTW, the ‘no man’ part is a troublesome one! What about women? And all the other species on the crew?
The captain left his comb at home – he couldn’t part with it.
Where’s Scotty? We see Nurse Chapel but not Scotty?
Two words: Persis Khambatta
They must have been through a hair-razing experience!
The men did go where no man had gone before. The women insisted on porta-potties in one of the cargo bays. Did you ever see a toilet on board the Enterprise?
With all due respect Captain, the rest of the galaxy has known about this place since your species were banging rocks together. And Captain, please leave your Speedos on the ship.
If this had been the case in 1966, I would never have watched the show. Too much ugliness.