Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2018

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    Nachikethass  about 4 years ago

    He’s a ringer!

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    bluegirl285  about 4 years ago

    And that ring-ding pitch of his ain’t no joke either.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Gauss where the most likely pitch will cross the plate.

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    chris_weaver  about 4 years ago

    His best pitches tend to be randomly distributed.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Took me a minute….

    Hope we’re not gonna be graded on this.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Do we really need to see his clapper?

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    Stevefk  about 4 years ago

    Now that you mention it his name does ring a bell.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    A line drive up the middle will ring his bell!

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    stoneswivel  about 4 years ago

    A good hitter could still hit a dinger off of him.

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    greatUnknown  about 4 years ago

    The team he pitches for is called The Standard Deviations

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Please change the name of this comic to: PUNishment! :-)

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    Jeff0811  about 4 years ago

    For those of you who are interested, The Great Copper Clapper Caper.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo

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    John Glynn  about 4 years ago

    That hitter looks really handsome.

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    Joe-AllenDoty Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “If the pitcher rings the bell, the batter will be hurting like hell.” That’s because the ball will hit the batter’s cup in his jockstrap.

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    chmsam  about 4 years ago

    I’d say that these puns are only average but that might be mean.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I thought maybe the visible part of the pitcher’s name should’ve been Quasi…

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