Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The staff must have been feeling kind of Puckish when they took 25% off the helmets.

    I wouldn’t recommend riding a bike or a motorcycle … even playing football…. wearing a helmet that’s missing even 10%…

    You really need it to be all there,

    if you want to be all there, after you need it.

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    pwbritt Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I don’t get it….Help someone??

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    jreckard  about 5 years ago

    At the music store they have staph picks.

    At the feed store they have calf picks.

    At the stationer’s they have graph picks.

    At the locksmith’s … well … no, I suppose they don’t.

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    Arianne  about 5 years ago

    It’s about time that sports equipment stores got in on the fun.

    Everyone wants a piece of the octopi.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    Or, as Don Rickles used to call his “victims”, hockey pucks. A little endearment for the staff?

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