Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 12, 2017

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    That’s nuthin’ – I saw a front porch swing AND heard a diamond ring!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s a train wreck of a news report.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The ratings crashed weeks ago.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, I went to see a barn dance.

    And on the way home, I took the main highway.

    Now there’s no more room in the garage.

     

    I wish I’d just taken the Baker Street off-ramp.

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 5 years ago

    Barn dance is nothing. I once saw a square dance.

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    jreckard  almost 5 years ago

    BREVITY© is the right place for that Channel 4 exclusive.

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    whiteheron  almost 5 years ago

    Well, the strangest thing I ever saw was down in little Rock, right out there in the open air I saw a board walk.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I saw a house fly.

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    linsonl  almost 5 years ago

    Walt Disney’s “Dumbo” crows singing about a flying elephant. Racist as hell by todays standards, but really funny.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    Local TV news. Boring the socks off people since 1940.

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    Nicole™ ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I once ate a hushpuppy. Luckily it didn’t have fur.

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    Daniel Jacobson  almost 5 years ago

    In 1989, the school bus, I was driving, got hit from the oncoming lane by a car in which its driver got killed. It was reported on the local news, just like that comic above, except they reported the car driver’s name.

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    Mike H  almost 5 years ago

    Any excuse to get a reporter out to a live stand up.

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    shipl14  almost 5 years ago

    “I don’t know what’s going on, but somebody should do something”. I actually heard a guy say that on local news once.

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