Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 12, 2017

That’s nuthin’ – I saw a front porch swing AND heard a diamond ring!

That’s a train wreck of a news report.

The ratings crashed weeks ago.

Well, I went to see a barn dance.

And on the way home, I took the main highway.

Now there’s no more room in the garage.

I wish I’d just taken the Baker Street off-ramp.

Barn dance is nothing. I once saw a square dance.

BREVITY© is the right place for that Channel 4 exclusive.

Well, the strangest thing I ever saw was down in little Rock, right out there in the open air I saw a board walk.

I saw a house fly.

Walt Disney’s “Dumbo” crows singing about a flying elephant. Racist as hell by todays standards, but really funny.

Local TV news. Boring the socks off people since 1940.

I once ate a hushpuppy. Luckily it didn’t have fur.

In 1989, the school bus, I was driving, got hit from the oncoming lane by a car in which its driver got killed. It was reported on the local news, just like that comic above, except they reported the car driver’s name.

Any excuse to get a reporter out to a live stand up.

“I don’t know what’s going on, but somebody should do something”. I actually heard a guy say that on local news once.