That’s nuthin’ – I saw a front porch swing AND heard a diamond ring!
That’s a train wreck of a news report.
The ratings crashed weeks ago.
Well, I went to see a barn dance.
And on the way home, I took the main highway.
Now there’s no more room in the garage.
I wish I’d just taken the Baker Street off-ramp.
Barn dance is nothing. I once saw a square dance.
BREVITY© is the right place for that Channel 4 exclusive.
Well, the strangest thing I ever saw was down in little Rock, right out there in the open air I saw a board walk.
I saw a house fly.
Walt Disney’s “Dumbo” crows singing about a flying elephant. Racist as hell by todays standards, but really funny.
Local TV news. Boring the socks off people since 1940.
I once ate a hushpuppy. Luckily it didn’t have fur.
In 1989, the school bus, I was driving, got hit from the oncoming lane by a car in which its driver got killed. It was reported on the local news, just like that comic above, except they reported the car driver’s name.
Any excuse to get a reporter out to a live stand up.
“I don’t know what’s going on, but somebody should do something”. I actually heard a guy say that on local news once.