Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 06, 2017

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    Check Google, Jimmy. There might be a pear review,

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Um… I’d be quite pear-annoyed myself, with anyone offering me a Bosch™ pear!

    I really hate to point this out… but I’m sure someone will, anyway.

    It would be quite inedible… well, until we get to some future era when food can be manufactured in factories.

    Bosch™ is an electronics manufacturer… you’ve probably seen their car speakers, power tools, and maybe their home appliances.

    The tree-grown pear variety is “Bosc.”

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    jreckard  about 5 years ago

    Jimmy needs to grow a pear.

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    I thought noids could only be bought as pairs…

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Bosch pears have all of those crazy drawings on them.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    So he’s trying to decide between spark plugs and pears?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 5 years ago

    BOO!

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    P51Strega  about 5 years ago

    He’s pear-a-noid becuase he’s a Fuji-tive.

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    Arthur I Romeo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    what the heck is a bosch pear? It’s bosc!

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    shipl14  about 5 years ago

    Drives me up a tree

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