Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 05, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    What makes a greasers like that act like they’ve somehow got women over a barrel?

    They’ve got no futures….

    No trades.

    We’re not investing ourselves in that.

     

    This one thinks he’s so slick….. what a drip.

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    x_Tech  almost 5 years ago

    Another one of those city slickers.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    He clearly lacks a filter.

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    jreckard  almost 5 years ago

    She’s too refined, and may resort to petrolling the streets.

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    whiteheron  almost 5 years ago

    Well, well, well.

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    Mark Wieder Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I think Dan must have been well oiled when he came up with this.

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    thebashfulone  almost 5 years ago

    Best set of reader-supplied punch lines I have seen in a long time! Congrats, you denizens of GoComics!

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He should try being sweet crude.

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    formathe  almost 5 years ago

    At 52 dollars a barrel he’s not buying too many club drinks.

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    His father’s name was Derrick. He was big in the oil fields.

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    CYGNUS X1  almost 5 years ago

    Hey! It can be refined ya know! Give a guy a chance!

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    Cerabooge  almost 5 years ago

    Get the frack out of here!

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    shipl14  almost 5 years ago

    Really pours it on

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    The girls are too busy, anyway. They’re heading for the bull fights, and to prepare they used Oil of Ole’………

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    edreajr  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, he’s slick all right….

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