Ice-T? Arctic Monkeys? Snow Patrol? Kool and the Gang?
You’re right, Alexikakos…
I’m Chilly Willy the penguin.
I shake until I’m blue.
My head is hot and my feet are cold.
Now what about the crocodiles
along the river Nile?
I’ll bet they’re always warm as toast.
They always seem to smile!
I’m always Chilly Willy.
I’m frozen through and through.
My nose is red and my tale is told.
What about Vanilla Ice?
Nobody is even wondering what Chilly Willy did to deserve to go to Hell? This reminds me, my personal list of cartoon characters who go to Hell: Jerry (because that evil mouse won’t let that nice Tom cat eat him). The Roadrunner (because he won’t let Wile E. Coyote eat him). Bugs Bunny (because he won’t let Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam eat him). Daffy Duck, of course, will go to Purgatory, because, you know, Daffy Duck.
Well if they have no Coldplay, hell must not be as bad as they say it is.
Poor little Willy.
DM, No Coldplay does increase hell’s yelp score.