Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 09, 2017

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member over 6 years ago

    No sax please, were American.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Those guys are treble!

    Wooden you know they’d be instrumental in changing the whole tone of the neighborhood?

    If you do have to walk through there, keep note of your surroundings…. and don’t fiddle around!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    They look high strung. Better watch your Bach.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Not to mention fluting in the streets.

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Oh, he’s a jolly good cello

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    When they get tuned up, they can take you down a peg.

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    Jeff0811  over 6 years ago

    Hey lady, can I be your bow (beau)? You can rest your chin on me anytime babe. I don’t play 2nd fiddle to nobody. Now don’t fret babe, I’m sure we can bridge the gap between us.

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    P51Strega  over 6 years ago

    Get in tune with the times, make a friendly overture and maybe you can make beautiful music together.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Woman got her pocket plucked just last week.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 6 years ago

    They’re trying to orchestrate a riot.

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    What’s with all the sax and violins on television? (Obligatory Emily Litella quote).

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    Anybody remember Emily Litella complaining about “Violins on TV”? Never Mind..

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    buick322  over 6 years ago

    This joke takes right back to SNL. Chevy Chase & Gilda Radner. She was complaining about the “violins on TV today”.

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