Man: Late fees are only a nickel a week? I'm going to check out a bunch of stuff and keep it for months and months!
Man 2: Dude... don't overdue it.
He should branch out and rent a NetFlix video. There’s never a overdue charge.
You just don’t get another one until you return the first one.
Well, to be fair to the other library patrons, you ought to play by the book.
He should leave some of those books behind. Carrying too many can hurt his spine, and maybe make him a little dog-eared.
Are pants with 2 different colored legs a thing or am I just to old to know (on second thought, don’t answer that question.)
Black and blue pants? What a bruiser.
Where does he live?. More like 20 cents a day.
do be due be do