Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2016


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    treblemaker  about 4 years ago

    “It’s the clumsy ButterfingersI went out with last week who was running for office."

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hope he didn’t hear that unkind opener…

    It might make him boil ….he’s brought flowers, and wanted to show her the Hollywood Bowl… Now will she be in the soup?She didn’t say she’d chosen him, of course… but he thought he was her first.If she’s just browsing through the men, you know she’ll get her just desserts.

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    jreckard  about 4 years ago

    I think her Mom would be more in favor of a mandate.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Too big of a reach.

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    rekam Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Note the hair on top of the can.

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