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Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2015

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  1. Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    It’s 2. old.

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  2. Varnes  over 5 years ago

    Berrrrr….I’m Numb…..Numb….berrrrrr…

    My name is a number, a piece of plastic film.And I grow pretty flowers in my little window sill.Don’t you know I’m a 2000 Man?And my kids they just don’t understand me at all…

    .Rolling Stones, 1967….

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  3. x_Tech  over 5 years ago

    As I recall Number 6 had problems with Number 2 and claims he is not a number.It seems that there are sum that just don’t fit in their set.Hey, it’s nice to see Number Three doing stand up comedy. Her humor is a bit odd but always prime.

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  4. SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
    A table for 2 with only one chair.

    Yet it seems to add up.

    Speaking of only one….Only 1 is listening to 3…The rest have heard those jokes a number of times.

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  5. Lefty2  over 5 years ago

    Six was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9

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  6. whiteheron  over 5 years ago

    1 is the loneliest number2 can be as bad as 1.

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  7. amxchester  over 5 years ago

    @whiteheron, 3! Dog Night, thanks.

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  8. CYGNUS X1  over 5 years ago

    With all this number calling I just got BINGO!

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  9. tryoung71  over 5 years ago

    I heard 9 really enjoyed it….

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  10. shipl14  over 5 years ago

    1 is the loneliest number

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  11. Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Nah. 7 is coming after 6 with a gun!

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  12. Darque Hellmutt  over 5 years ago

    6 was afraid of 7 because 7 was a registered 6 offender….

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  13. edsfam  over 5 years ago

    And for desert … 3.1415926535

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  14. kentheady  over 5 years ago

    Because 7 had cold, dead eyes.

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  15. Squirrelchaser  over 5 years ago

    Why is 77 better than 69?

    Because you get 8 more.

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