hey didn't you used to date that guy?
Nah he was just a rebound
I’m sure she just wants to fly out of there
He tried to get to 1st base but she told him he was out of bounds.
Just don’t ever date the bat!
He was guilty of a personal foul.
Must be a sports bar.
And that was back when he had hair. Now he’s spalding.
That guy on the left made a pass at the lady in pigtails…
She was all curves and he kept bringing the heat; alas, he struck out.
But was he an offensive rebound?
She’s dating Wilson now – he starred in a movie with Tom Hanks you know…
Not one of them is a tru playa….