Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2011


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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago


    Of course, finding live musicians in the elevator would really floor me.

    Some days it might lift my spirits, but if I wanted solitude it would bring me down.

    And I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not as good as Muzak — after all, they can only get a gig in an elevator.

    Their press release called it their own show on a cable network.

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    Edcole1961  over 9 years ago

    Their agent should find a chamber for them.

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    Ottodesu  over 9 years ago

    Mind you, the audio system’s stereo sound stage is pretty good, with good separation between the instruments. But Blind Freddy can tell that they are not much chop.

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    rogerdr  over 9 years ago

    Somewhat related:I once went to the music store, but I forgot my chopin Liszt…

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    pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Doesn’t he know he’s talking to a dog? Oh, that’s right; he’s blind.

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    diamondritav  over 9 years ago

    I thought that was the most hilarious.

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