Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 07, 2021

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    Le'letha Premium Member 7 months ago

    People ARE weird, Elvis.

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hilarious! Puck is all in but Elvis is all out at the goal of “Deck These Halls”!

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 7 months ago

    Again I find myself in total agreement with Elvis.

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    Robin Harwood  7 months ago

    Elvis knows that decking the halls is a sure way to precipitate doom.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 7 months ago

    Easier than hauling the decks, I suppose.

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    Sue Ellen  7 months ago
    Shame on you woman, you know how sensitive Elvis can be to sudden bursts of enthusiasm. Poor Elvis. He’s not only in a major poof, he’s managed to get himself turned sideways in the process. Can a twisted poof still be dignified? Stay tuned.
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    Aspen_Bell  7 months ago

    Well, I did get my lights up finally, three days ago…

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    Jungle Empress  7 months ago

    (gasp) Elvis! Language! That’s no way for a poofy sunflower to talk!

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    maggijoseph Premium Member 7 months ago

    Putting a Santa hat on a lobster flag is definitely weird in my book!

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    WelshRat Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’m with Captain Sunflower.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Deck the halls with catnip mousies

    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Wreck the tree and blame the doggies

    Fa la la la la, la la la la…"

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  7 months ago

    I decorate the passenger windows, of my car, with cling gel pictures of Snoopy and SpongeBob…yes Elvis…we humans are a weird bunch!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  7 months ago

    It just occurred to me just how much Elvis looks like a Himalayan, when he poofs up! From now on I will call him the, Himalayan Sunflower, whenever he poofs!

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Of course peoples is weird. Who else would celebrate an invasion of big blue bug beings from outer space?

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    Wichita1.0  7 months ago

    ‘Tiny curses’??!

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    rs0204 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hamilton, PCI

    Chapter I – Catnip & Regrets

    The pounding in my head wouldn’t go away. So much for thinking the good stuff wouldn’t give you a hangover. I guess I’ll go back to my usual brand of nip.

    My name is Hamilton A. Cat, and I am a Private Cat Investigator, PCI, and some human was making a racket. I stumbled to the end of the cardboard cat hotel and looked up. The big galoot was babbling about a broken orna…orname…glass thingy on some silly tree he put up. He looked upset, but I didn’t care. He wants a sympathetic ear he could go to his clergyman. As far as I was concerned, it sounded like a case that would let me pay off the Bookie-Racoons, so as long as he came up with the kibble, I didn’t care.

    I stumbled into the front room and saw the crime scene. Not one, but three glass-thingy’s were on the floor, broken. Looks like I missed a real party last night.

    The silly human wouldn’t shut up and kept mentioning suspects, all cats. I don’t mind turning in my own kind; being philosophical doesn’t pay the bills.

    Well, I needed grooming and a cup of jo before I could begin, so I turned and walked away; humans hate when you do that. This was going to be a hard case.

    Tomorrow, Chapter II – The Dame In The Black Fur

    *With respect and admiration for Bill Watterson & Tracer Bullet

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    “Tiny curses!” indeed! That’s the mood Yum Yum was in this morning.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  7 months ago

    What self-respecting kitty does not like “Deck the Halls?”

    Our cats loved stalking the tree, and knocking down a bright red ornament. They would toy with it like a lost mouse for a day, then stalk another one. By Chrismas, all the lower branches would be void of ornaments. All the bright red orbs would be just under the bottom lip of the sofa where the cats stayed their “Prisoners of war”.

    Elvis, don’t make us take away your Kitty Registration Card.

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    Wrenster  7 months ago

    I never knew about the bug! Interesting and fun! In Raleigh,NC they have a giant acorn that is “dropped” for New Years. (City of Oaks) Traditions!!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 7 months ago

    In Oregon the season is announced by the old White Stag sign.

    It’s nose goes red during Christmas.

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    diskus Premium Member 7 months ago

    We is weird. At this time of year many just plead temporary insanity. Im permanent though

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    Dewsolo  7 months ago

    Cataract surgery tomday. Just on the left eye, they’ll do the right later.I’m looking forward to being able to drive at night without feeling like I’m in a late ’60s psychedelic lightshow.

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    cat19632001  7 months ago

    As Puck says “Heck Yeah It’s the Holidays!”

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    cat19632001  7 months ago

    Santa Lobster?

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  7 months ago

    “Should auld acquaintance be forgot

    Like I forgot the next line….”

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    Gen X Cat Shaver  7 months ago

    I broke down and looked up Big Blue Bug :-D. Oh that’s fantastic, I needed that :-)

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Purr Humbug!

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    scyphi26  7 months ago

    It’s okay, Elvis—cats are weird in their own special ways too.

    I mean…you know Lupin, right? :P

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    metagalaxy1970  7 months ago

    Don’t think he likes decorations.

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    metagalaxy1970  7 months ago

    This will be oopsie first Christmas. He’s a former colony cat. Someone suggested putting it up first and let him get used to it.

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    Daeder  7 months ago

    Don we now our poof apparel…

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    NWdryad  7 months ago

    Tiny curses… so accurate!

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    Jayfbird1969  7 months ago

    Mr. Angry Fussy Paws is most certainly not a fan of decorating for the holidays.

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    scaeva  7 months ago

    Done with decoration. Now we start wrapping presents and baking cookies, starting with Double Damned Chocolate Chip Cookies—using only weapons grade chocolate chips.

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    DougFaunt  7 months ago

    Ive seen the bug from the water.

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    anitakapita  7 months ago

    Right on, but cats are cool!

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    I don’t understand. Elvis will have new opportunities to break things and eat them.

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    Lauren Kramer  7 months ago

    Oh the “tiny curses” just…sleighed me.

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    Biskits  7 months ago

    For anyone who asked about pet medical insurance: my daughter registered her two kittens with “Pet’s Best” through her employer, a national grocery and pharmacy chain. Her babies are now 2 years old. The insurance applies to all her vet visits. It costs her $10 USD per month. She says that the net result over 2 years is a savings of about $40.

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  7 months ago

    Pucky is so happy to begin the decoration hanging.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 7 months ago

    Who are the Halls, what have they done that makes everyone want to deck them every Christmas?

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    Susanna Premium Member 7 months ago

    It is time to put up the Vegas Fir.

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    For Tommybaum fans, Lowes Hardware had orange traffic cones on special so you can build your own.

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    knight1192a  7 months ago

    Auld Lange Syne at the start of the Christmas Season? That’s more New Years eve than Christmas.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    In Morro Bay, we have the annual Lighted Boat Parade. I’m not up to fighting crowds but was able to watch on the Morro Bay Harbor webcam.

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    BenBerlin  7 months ago

    Happy Holidays to you and yours Miss Dunn and everycat both here and abroad!

    A few of my favorite songs for the season:

    -Days Gone By (Sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne) https://youtu.be/05tmVKENRY0

    -Christmas In Killarney (Irish Rovers) https://youtu.be/hvnG2yzjqNg

    -Angels from the Realms of Glory (Piano Guys) https://youtu.be/PrLoWt2tfqg

    -Winter Wonder (The Florin Street Band) https://youtu.be/ZYUAY6EN05Q

    and plenty more where these came from.

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    Font Lady Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’m not taking any decorations to school this year because I don’t have a place to call my own other than the bottom shelf of the refrigerator. I change classes pretty much every period. I hate being a floater.

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    Love Elvis’ reaction in the last panel.

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    Denny Wheeler Premium Member 7 months ago

    Deck us all with Boston Charlie,

    Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!

    Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,

    Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

    Don’t we know archaic barrel

    Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?

    Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,

    Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

    Bark us all bow-wows of folly,

    Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!

    Donkey Bonny brays a carol,

    Antelope Cantaloupe, ‘lope with you!

    Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly,

    Gaggin’ on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!

    Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,

    Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

    Dunk us all in bowls of barley,

    Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!

    Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,

    Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!

    Bark us all bow-wows of folly,

    Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!

    Tizzy seas on melon collie!

    Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

    “Boston Charlie” by Walt Kelly

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    scaeva  7 months ago

    ’Tis the season to get frantic!

    Fa la la la la, la la, la … AAAUUUGGGHHH!

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