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Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 01, 2021

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    McColl34 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Love those other titles in Beatrix’s pile!

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Looks almost like a lover’s quarrel.Do they mean that lady blue jays are also called Jason?

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    ctlum  3 months ago

    I’m with you, Elvis. I don’t understand them either.

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bird watching cats…. Puck with the binoculars around his neck …people birders should love this!

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    Le'letha Premium Member 3 months ago

    No wonder they fight so much. They must all be terribly confused.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Jason is always the cause of problems.

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    Colorado Expat  3 months ago

    I’m in agreement with Elvis – I don’t much understand birds either.

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    222jo  3 months ago

    Naughty Jason.

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    Jungle Empress  3 months ago

    A long-time RP character of mine is named Jayson. I got the name from a classmate I had in high school. I always liked the name Jason, but I decided I liked that other spelling better. :D

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    ikini Premium Member 3 months ago

    I first read Beatrix’s line in the last panel as “Classic Jason movie” and went, what????!

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    Neither do I, Elvis. They are very peculiar fruit.

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    pauljmsn  3 months ago

    See, if this had been set in Australia, the Bluejays might all be named Bruce.

    Or maybe – if they were somewhere else – Zathras.

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  3 months ago

    OT – Simba

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    WelshRat Premium Member 3 months ago

    No worries, Elvis. Very few understand you so you’re even.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  3 months ago

    I saw a very funny, Jason fight, about 2 months ago! I had just parked my car (because I live in Brooklyn NY, were they make you move your car twice a week!) I saw Jason, screaming his love for Jason, who was sitting up in a tree, when a bigger Jason swooped down knocked him off a fence post and they began to rumble on the sidewalk! The loud, feather plucking fight, lasted all of 15 seconds!

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    ElliottB.C.Rennie  3 months ago

    Oh Elvis! You’re not meant to understand them. You just watch them and occasionally chitter at them.

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    Elvis toe beans! Under glass.

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    It’s time to flip our BCN calendars to the swashbuckling pirate crew of September.

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    About birds – Elvis just remember not to tell them your business.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    What’dya knows. JSON JQuerying about JSON.

    Okay, that was a bad pun. I thinks I needs to has a cup o Java to refresh before I Scripts puns.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    I finds this odd. Cats talking about birds and all and not thinking about eating them. What’s wrong with ya, cats? You forgets you wants to eats them?

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    SheMc  3 months ago

    Here a Jason, there a Jason, they’re everywhere

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    rs0204 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Neither do we Elvis, neither do we.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  3 months ago

    Hey, it’s September. We may be seeing new “Swan Eaters” soon.

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    prrdh  3 months ago

    No Jareds?

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Elvis, I don’t understand people. Do as I do: sit back and enjoy the show.

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    sarah413 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Elvis might not understand birds, but Alfred Hitchcock certainly did.

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    Kitty Katz  3 months ago

    The Happenings: See You in September

    I’ll be right here watching the birds all fight

    With my binocs, it is quite a sight

    My, blue jays, oh my

    You’ve been fighting ’til September

    You have been there every day since last week,

    …….

    Here we are,

    You give us such entertainment

    As you argue about Jason

    Is he really worth all the aggravation?

    …….

    Have a good time, but remember,

    Being angry

    Can be such a waste of time

    You’ve been fighting through September,

    Wouldn’t it be more fun

    To go soaring through the skies?

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    Jays are shriekers. We don’t have them out here. I miss them, along with cardinals, robins, and red-winged blackbirds.

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    Bucinka  3 months ago

    What we know about the Blue Jays is that the Orioles beat ‘em 4-2 last night in Toronto. (They, the Blue Jays not the Orioles, went back to home games in Toronto recently after starting the season using Buffalo’s stadium as their home field due to Canada’s COVID restrictions.)

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    diskus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Friday the 13th?

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    Kitty Katz  3 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Welcome, Captain of the Argos. Have you completed your quest for the golden fleece?

    Captain Jason: Alas, Your Majesty. We completely failed in our mission.

    The Queen: And why was this?

    Captain Jason: We all have the name Jason. Just imagine saying “Jason, unfurl the sails,” and have ten sailors climbing up the rigging.

    The Queen: That is unfortunate.

    Enter Adobe Style and Maat-Tilda with a friend

    Maat-Tilda: We have created for you this golden tunic, Your Majesty.

    The Queen: How lovely.

    Captain Jason: How did you get that fleece.

    Adobe Style: My friend here, Aurelia is a golden sheep.

    Captain Jason: But I have sailed the seven seas to fine the golden fleece.

    Aurelia: You only had to ask.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  3 months ago

    If you’ll need a birdiefight

    I can be your long lost pal

    I can call you Jason

    And Jason, when you call me, you call me …Jason, well?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  3 months ago

    Jason paint your pictures

    About who it’s gonna be

    By now I should know better

    You’re named the same as me

    But tell me all about our little confuse at the bath

    Oh Jason you can always tell me off and pretty rough

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    DorseyBelle  3 months ago

    I’m with you, Elvis. I don’t understand birds. Also, TBoG! [Toe Beans on Glass, for those lacking their handy reference glossary].

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    The Pro from Dover  3 months ago

    Other than they’re from Toronto?

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    GaryCooper  3 months ago

    We don’t have blue jays here. We have green jays.

    Based on this, you should be able to guess where in the United States I live.

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    Cassia  3 months ago

    What a day for the Jasons

    Five cats for blue jays to annoy

    Jasons lost in a day scream

    Screamin’ makes them bonkers with joy

    And even if birds ain’t really on cats’ side

    It’s one of those days for cats to stay inside

    Only Tommy can take a walk in the sun

    Jason-chasin’ is not how Tommy has fun

    Everyone likes Tommy, and he likes everyone

    Jays are havin’ a sweet scream

    They’ve been screamin’ since they woke up today

    It’s a regular Jason thing

    ‘Cause they’re the ones Cat made this way

    And even if their manners could improve by far

    They couldn’t care less about how rude you say they are

    Tomorrow you’ll pay the dues for spillin’ their tea

    A poop on the glass for bein’ a nosy kitty

    And you can be sure that if they’re feelin’ right

    The screamin’ will last right up to the night

    Tomorrow at breakfast you may block up your ears

    Jays have been screamin’ for a thousand years

    What a day for a Jason

    Custom-made for day screamin’ joy

    Jasons lost in a day scream

    Screamin’ brings them beaks full of joy

    [by John Benson Sebastian – Wild About My Lovin’ – The Lovin’ Spoonful]

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Sun is shinin’ in the sky

    There ain’t a cloud in sight

    It’s stopped rainin’ everybody’s in the play

    And don’t you know

    It’s a beautiful new day, hey hey

     

    Runnin’ down the avenue

    See how the sun shines brightly in the morning

    On birdbaths where once was nothing

    Mr. Blue Jay is yapping here today, hey hey

     

    Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

    You has to squabble away for so long (so long)

    Where did ye go wrong?

     

    Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

    You has to quarrel away for so long (so long)

    Where did thee go wrong?

     

    Hey you with the catty face

    Welcome to the quarrelsome place

    An investigation, Mr. Blue Sky’s up there waitin’

    And today is the day we’ve waited for

    Oh Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

    You had to lie away for so long (so long)

    Where did thee go wrong?

     

    Hey there Mr. Blue

    We’re not pleased to be with you

    Look around see what you do

    Everybody laughs at you

     

    Mr. Blue, you didn’t do it right

    And so comes Mr. Oversight creepin’ over

    Now his hand is on your shoulder

    Never mind I’ll remember you this

    I’ll remember you this way

     

    Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

    You had to lie away for so long (so long)

    Where did thee go wrong?

     

    Hey there Mr. Blue (Jay)

    We’re not pleased to be with you (Jay)

    Look around see what you do (blue)

    Everybody laughs at you.

     

    La la llllaaa… La la la la… Laaaa…. Laaaaaaa!

     

    with apologies to Electric Light Orchestra .

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    My friend has two in her backyard. She calls one Blue and the other Jay, interchangeably.

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    Catmom  3 months ago

    Well, I now have a package delivery story. On Friday, I ordered three jugs of kitty litter to pick up at Target, but apparently someone beat the store employees to the shelf and they only had one jug left. So I automatically got free FedEx home delivery for the remaining two. Supposedly two day delivery. I’m in southwest Virginia near the Tennessee border. The kitty litter started out in Pennsylvania, went to North Carolina, then to Dublin, VA, about an hour north of here. Supposedly it will be delivered today. We’ll see.

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    Jayfbird1969  3 months ago

    Haha. My name is Jay. A lot of Jays are short for Jason or Jacob or such. However my name is just as it is, Jay. Like the letter. Like my bird, which I do see around here from time to time but like me they seem to be shy.

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    anomalous4  3 months ago

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    OT: The R saga continues…

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    Furrito_272  3 months ago

    How dare Jason cheat on JaSoN with jASON

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    scaeva  3 months ago

    OT—hearing aids

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    jawahoffmann  3 months ago

    Okay, it’s that time of the year. I have my Kliban cat calendar and my Gorey cat calendar; will BCN be joining my wall of cats for 2022? Inquiring cat minds want to know.

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    Blue Jasons are noisy, but Steller Jasons are the worst!

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    No Josh?

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    Blue jays, along with hummingbirds, are among the bullies of the bird world.

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    Brian  Premium Member 3 months ago

    July, August, September, October, November == JASON.

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    kangtourcat  3 months ago

    For GSDMom, prayers for a smooth procedure tomorrow.

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    SquawkTron  3 months ago

    You should be ashamed, Jason.

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    Olive O'Sudden  3 months ago

    If there’s going to be a BCN collection named for Bea, I would love to see it called, “Beatrix Looks Things Up.”♥

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    Dumb Smarto  about 1 month ago

    Jason vs Jason: Jason

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