Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 16, 2021

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    McColl34 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Carefully broker” and “tuna fish” don’t really work well together in the same sentence.

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    deadheadzan  over 2 years ago

    Tuna fish means take no prisoners…negotiating be da#$&#m#%!

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    TaliesinWI  over 2 years ago

    No Puck, you don’t grab it, you SNEEZE on it. Then The Man won’t want it at all!

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    valeries  over 2 years ago

    Hubby made a tuna sandwich for me Sunday afternoon. AS SOON AS he picked up the can, both cats instantly appeared in the kitchen!

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    AllishaDawn  over 2 years ago

    I have tuna coupons, if anybody wants them.

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    infranscia  over 2 years ago

    I see it’s got lettuce again.

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    Jungle Empress  over 2 years ago

    Puck, didn’t you teach Beatrix the art of the sandwich hunt? Or is the tuna sandwich on a different level?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    How could the Man plan to eat tuna in front of the cats? Without sharing! Half a can for the cats, half a can for you. Fair is fair.

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    Olive O'Sudden  over 2 years ago

    Food is truly Puck’s undoing.♥

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    Le'letha Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Laughing from panel 1 and never stopped.

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Even Puck goes bad for Tuna Fish.

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    ikini Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “The Mouse Police ran out and down the alley, convinced by previous experience that Kiko or Ian, the proprietors of the Japanese restaurant, will have fish scraps for a hard-working feline. Even Heckle, normally a cat you would not like to meet down a dark alley if you were between him and his predestined rat, can achieve fluffy for tuna.” Kerry Greenwood in Heavenly Pleasures: a Corina Chapman mystery.

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    Sue Ellen  over 2 years ago

    I understand why add the word fish to make compound words for types of fish that would wouldn’t realize were fish without it, such as swordfish, catfish, sunfish whereas we don’t need to add fish to salmon, mackerel, trout, bass. So why do we add fish to tuna? Is there some other type of tuna than tuna fish?

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    That sandwich is about as doomed as a sandwich can be.

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    Lady Bri  over 2 years ago

    My money’s on Pucky. Go for it, Puck! Knock it to the floor! He won’t want it then, either. Mwahaha!

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    Sue Ellen  over 2 years ago

    Thinking of you, @asrialfeeple, and sending out positive thoughts for a successful surgery later today.

    Also positive thoughts that Marie will quickly recover from her battle with covid!

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    Lady Bri  over 2 years ago

    Someone’s taking that sandwich DOWN, and it’s gonna be a pair of paws! Mwahahaha!

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    cat19632001  over 2 years ago

    The Man really should have expected the Feline Sandwich Inquisition. "Our chief weapon is sneezing … sneezing and licking; our two chief weapons are sneezing and licking … and knocking the sandwich to the floor! Er, Our three weapons are sneezing, licking, and knocking the sandwich to the floor … and near fanatical devotion to the tuna fish! Our four…no… Amongst our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as sneezing, licking … Um, I’ll come in again…”

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    arolarson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The signal must be the enticing aroma of the tuna once the lid is in the process of removal. I once thought it was the sound of the can opener, then the sound of a pull top being opened, but I realized that other cans being opened do not result in the instantaneous arrival of felines….only tuna (and salmon).

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    DorseyBelle  over 2 years ago

    The Man is gonna have to use 2 hands if he expects to hang onto that sandwich.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  over 2 years ago

    I love that each panel has 1 and only 1 of the Cats. :-)

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    tweety6677  over 2 years ago

    When I make tuna fish sandwich I use onions. So I put aside the tuna water and some tuna fish before I add anything else.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    One doesn’t simply brings fish and eats it without letting the cats have it.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    To Robin Harwood, I’ll make things more clear for you (and others) next Sunday. It is time that the truth is known.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 2 years ago

    The, House Panther, has snagged it’s favorite pray…Tuna sandwhicha meltis. But, a human had caught the prey first. This stand off may last, for hours…

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Come on, Man, just put a little glop of tuna in a dish. Have a little mercy.

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    artchick530  over 2 years ago

    They may want to try the strength in numbers approach: 4 cats sitting and staring at the man, a bat on the arm, rubbing against his leg, and otherwise distracting him enough that one can swoop in and steal the sandwich, which would then cause dispersal of the other 3 to join in the feast!

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    Careful, Puck! Although the Man is relatively tame, even the most docile human will sometimes fight fiercely to protect its food.

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    cat19632001  over 2 years ago

    Drop the mic Puck and go for it with both paws.

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    christopherbacon692  over 2 years ago

    I have perhaps the only cat in the world who does not like tuna or tuna juice

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    Michael G.  over 2 years ago

    This clowder is getting awfully big for their britches.

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    Bucinka  over 2 years ago

    Look at those ears! Pucky, what happened to that A+ #1 top notch good boy we were just talking about?

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    Zoomer&Yeti  over 2 years ago

    And maybe it’s my eyes, but to me it looks like Lupin, Elvis and Goldie all have a slight lean / head-tilt to the left (their right).

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    lsnielson  over 2 years ago

    Our cat doesn’t like any form of people food.

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    PammWhittaker  over 2 years ago

    Sultan will literally come up to us and try to take a bite out of whatever sandwich we have! The boy lives for food, I swear.. LOL!

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    hfelder7219  over 2 years ago

    Puck is willing to share- he gets the tuna, the Man can have the bread!

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    misty  over 2 years ago

    Hey dude, don’t make Puck mad

    Share your tuna and make it better

    Remember to give him the biggest part

    Then you can start to make life better

    Hey dude, don’t be selfish

    We are made for feline pleasure

    The minute Pucky grabs your sandwich

    Then he can wish that lunch lasts forever

    -ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, oh

    Na na na nananana, nannana, hey dude…

    - John Lennon / Paul McCartney – Hey Jude

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    sdjamieson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Puck!!! I’m shocked.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago

    We had a family cat who knew what a tuna can was. He even asked for it. “Tuna? Tuna?”

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    anomalous4  over 2 years ago

    OT: R is home(!)

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    scyphi26  over 2 years ago

    Good thing none of these cats are homicidal psycho jungle cats.

    I mean, Lupin can come close at times, but…

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    Hatter  over 2 years ago

    Love Puck’s style of negotiation. Give it to me, NOW!

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    elizabethvshaffer  over 2 years ago

    One of my cats would be stealing the lettuce from the sandwich.

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    Kitty Katz  over 2 years ago

    Meanwhile Back on the Nile

    Lupinium: And now, Your Majesty, my song of the sea:

    Tuna, a fish so delicious

    Tuna, the taste I adore!

    Tuna, the fish of royalty!

    I love tuna, please give me more!

    Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Well done, Lupinium. But I understand no tuna has appeared in the kitchen for quite some time.

    Enter Chef Thomios

    Thomios: Your Majesty, I am happy to report that we now have enough tuna for tonight’s dinner.

    The Queen: Excellent news. How did this come about?

    Thomios: I’m not sure, your majesty, but I did hear some giggles that sounded suspiciously like Alice, Agnes, Tash, and Violet.

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    Nougat  over 2 years ago

    Ah yes, the Negotiator

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    “I’ll have what he’s having.”?… Oh, Puck! Playing “The hairy makes a sally”, huh?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    Or to tell it with ABBA:

    “Gimme, gimme, gimme the man’s snack (it’s mine, right?)

    Won’t somebody help me chase the sandwiches, hey

    Gimme, gimme, gimme the man’s snack (it’s mine, tonight!)

    Help me through the hungryness along the whole day

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    In ancient Egypt he would be praised as King “Tuna Anchored Aaa-hmmmm!”

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Tuna fish? What happened to the tuna cow or tuna pork sandwiches?

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    I had a cat who snagged the bologna in one swipe and left the rest of the sandwich behind, while I was holding it. A Siamese, of course.

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    Rista  over 2 years ago

    My cat tried that once, I broke out the squirt bottle… He knows he gets a treat bite when I open a can but none of my animals are ever allowed to get in my face or plate while I’m eating. Clearly defined and gently enforced social rules are as important for fur kids as they are for human kids.

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    MIHorn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Cats are telepathic. I’m reading about tuna and he jumps up to my lap for one of his (tuna flavored) cat treats.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 2 years ago

    Negotiations are off to a swift, if not positive, start.

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    Catmom  over 2 years ago

    O.T. Back at home

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    trudyconley Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Puck is being a :::gasp:::: BAD Boy!!!!!

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    ladykat  over 2 years ago

    Pucky! Where are your manners?

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    Natarose  over 2 years ago

    My cat won’t touch tuna.

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    Feline diplomacy practices differ from the human approach.

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    kathybear  over 2 years ago

    Carefully broker an exchange? Puck is taking, not brokering

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    4892624  over 2 years ago

    Solution: adopt a semi-feral cat who doesn’t know what can opener means, never tasted seafood. She does like her yolk runny (no white) and a nibble of string cheese because, cat.

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    Hedgehog  over 2 years ago

    Tuna lust knows no bounds.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    All your Tuna are belong to us (see today’s Get Fuzzy).

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    NWdryad  over 2 years ago

    Love the claws out.

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    cldisme  over 2 years ago

    My current cat is not keen on tuna for some reason. Salmon, however, is a big hit.

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  over 2 years ago

    Puck has some fierce negotiating skills.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Puck, touch my tuna fish salad sandwich and you’ll be eating out the other side of your whiskers. I’ll give you the juice off the tuna, but touch the sandwich and you’ll loose eight lives.

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    scaeva Premium Member over 2 years ago

    De gustibus felis non disputandem est. And you had better not try!

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    cat19632001  over 2 years ago

    No one can make me believe that Our Sweet Pucky would be capable of doing something like this.

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    TaraDianeHarless  over 2 years ago

    My daughter once left a can of tuna unwatched while she was getting out the cheese to put on her tuna melt. She had to open a second can of tuna, because the cats had swiped it off the table. None of our current tame cats like fish flavors, but our wild fur kids will eat anything they can get.

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    OliverT  over 2 years ago

    I remeber taking a piece of red capsicum (red peppers) out of the fridge, and my alpha chinchilla ripped it straight out of my hand and on to the floor (much to my surprise). And then realise with disdain that it wasn’t red meat. Don’t tell me cats are colour blind…

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    Miss Mina  over 2 years ago

    Even Albert A. Cat who is unfailingly polite and never tries to steal food has his limits when it comes to tuna.

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    GaryCooper  over 2 years ago

    You can tune a guitar, and you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna sandwich (if you have cats).

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    Taracinablue  over 2 years ago

    Whoa! Apparently tuna brings out the aggressive side of Puck.

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      over 2 years ago

    Just hand it over, Man.

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    rgcviper  over 2 years ago

    A tuna fish sandwich, huh? Calvin & Hobbes would be proud.

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    maguil01  about 1 year ago

    Aww pick just saying “gimme that sandwich” is so cute

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