Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 05, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  4 months ago

    It’s all I’m doing, and I didn’t even see it.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think we now need a special retrospective report on how Elvis managed to do that, especially if there are pictures.

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    Susanna Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think Elvis is a bit jealous of the robo vacuum. I am still waiting to see it wearing a little hat.

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is Elvis just a teensy bit jealous of Tortimer? Tortimer is really loving the Woman!

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    MysteryMan357  4 months ago

    i super hunyrg you food no more

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    Yeah, but you don’t clean the house up, Elvis.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tortimer looks so sad in that second panel!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    Only The Woman could be so positive and motivating to a robot vacuum cleaner.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    The woman is very fond of her newest pet! Will it last?

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    MrsXandamere  4 months ago

    I am so glad I’m not the only one who coos soothingly to my roomba when she’s struggling. (Well, I’m a bad influence, so my husband does it too!)

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    Jungle Empress  4 months ago

    I call discrimination!

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    face.less_b  4 months ago

    Once I came home from grocery shopping and was putting stuff away when one of my cats stuck his nose into one of those thin plastic shopping bags with handles (the industry term is “t-shirt bags). Well he got his head through the handle and when he tried to get away the bag became a cape. This evil thing stuck to him and terrified him so he bolted around the house trying to get away. Of course that led to the “cape” flapping even more. We managed to stifle our laughter and corner him to get the bag off. He showed little interest in grocery bags after that.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  4 months ago

    Puss in boots? Yes, yes! That’s what happens when you (or your head) get too big for your boots…and – to boot – others just laugh when you are shaking in your boots

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    Bub5g  4 months ago

    I would pay to see how Elvis even managed get into the boot.

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    alien cat ghost  4 months ago

    awwwwwwwww, that’s nice

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    Megan.naughton Premium Member 4 months ago

    Awkward :-)

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    Sue Ellen  4 months ago

    That’s why you have to leave the room before laughing at a cat. They never forget or forgive.

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    ChristineFoxdale  4 months ago

    OT: ☺

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    Kitty Katz  4 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Palace Royal Archives

    Beatrixia: It was nice seeing Broom-Sweepa at the Afar Public Library and Koffee Shop, wasn’t it, Elvis-Anum?

    Elvis-Anum: Yes. I wonder how Whisk is making out at Brush Camp?

    Beatrixia: I’m sure he’s having a great time. It reminds me of the fun I had at Scribe Camp.

    Elvis-Anum: Ah, yes. I remember learning how to mix pigments and make colored inks.

    Beatrixia: I remember a story about the legendary Multicolored Meese. Apparently something to do with an ink mixing mishap.

    Elvis-Anum: There was no legend about that in my time. I’m sure it was a complete fiction with no basis in fact.

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    TampaFanatic1  4 months ago

    Leave it to Elvis to be jealous of the new “addition” to the family.

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    WelshRat Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes but you’re a grown up, Elvis.

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    cat19632001  4 months ago

    But does the Woman love it enough to put it in a silly suit during the People’s Annual Gourd Sacrifice?

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    Gent  4 months ago

    You’re right, Elvis. Hyoomans is eevil! And robots is eeviler. Woe is we poor hapless creatures.

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    bluegirl285  4 months ago

    Yeah, but she didn’t laugh when you got stuck trying to rescue Pengo from behind the bed a few months ago…

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    Santana  4 months ago

    Woman said there’ll be days like this

    There’ll be days like this, Woman said

    (Woman said, Woman said)

    Tort was brrring-ing it his first day

    Everything was going fine

    He met a crazy cat named Lupin

    And then he almost lost his mind

    Woman said there’ll be days like this

    There’ll be days like this, Woman said

    (Woman said, Woman said)

    First day on the job is tough, as reported by Puck

    Tortie got a little a lost & metric bonkers stuck

    But he don’t worry ’cause

    Woman said there’ll be days like this

    There’ll be days like this, Woman said

    (Woman said, Woman said)

    And then she said there’ll be much better days

    You’ll be sure to soon know your way, and try to keep

    Those mean old Elvis-hating boots at bay

    We’ve all had those kind of days, so don’t worry ’cause

    We all know about days like this

    There’ll be days like this, we all say

    (We all say, we all say)

    We all say there’ll be days like this

    Hey, don’t you worry now

    Smile instead, laugh instead (but not at Elvis)

    Hey, hey

    (Luther Dixon / Willie Denson – Mama Said – Shirelles

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    marialba Premium Member 4 months ago

    Elvis… the boot incident was ridiculous. That’s why The Woman laughed. (I would’ve too!)

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    cat19632001  4 months ago

    Cats never, ever, forget being laughed at.

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    Michael G.  4 months ago

    The derisive merits laughter, Elvis.

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    rs0204 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh, come on Elvis…A head stuck in a boot, that is comedy gold!

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    Miss Mina  4 months ago

    I’m sorry, Elvis, but I would have laughed too.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  4 months ago

    Down and down I go.

    Round and round I go.

    In a spin, lovin’ the spin I’m in.

    Under that old black magic called love!

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    Zoomer&Yeti  4 months ago

    Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read Elvis’s statement! LOL moment.

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    DorseyBelle  4 months ago

    Elvis, you are just venting out of jealousy. And misremembering out of embarrassment. If indeed you were stuck, I’m sure the Woman reacted with appropriate panic to rescue Mommy’s Special Creampuff. Was this when you were a baby kitten? Because otherwise the news crew would have footage.

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    DorseyBelle  4 months ago

    OT-new Kitty update

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    elizabethvshaffer  4 months ago

    Elvis, we weren’t laughing at you; we were laughing with you. (You were laughing, right?)

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    SheMc  4 months ago

    But you are OK Elvis, you weren’t hurt, why not make friends maybe you can go for a ride!!!

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    Bucinka  4 months ago

    @Elvis: Yeah, but when you get your head stuck in a boot, it’s funny.

    Dougie cracks me up when he gets his head under a ball cap.

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    prrdh  4 months ago

    Tortimer is developing a crush on The Woman? Let’s hope it doesn’t lead to stalking…

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    It is going to happen again. You’re going to need a couch that is either higher or lower.

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    Biskits  4 months ago

    Love the expressive mouth on tortimer.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Laugh AND take photos

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    scaeva  4 months ago

    Yes, Elvis, but it was dignified laughter …

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    Fuw  4 months ago

    Mochi (My new cat) is waving “hai” to you! Not in a boot like Elivs

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    Olive O'Sudden  4 months ago

    To be fair, Elvis, when you were discovered trapped under the couch, the Woman let you hug her face and called you her good boy.

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    It’s possible that Elvis’s natural temperament makes him more vulnerable to that sort of thing.

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    Abaham Linkon ✔️  4 months ago

    Sooooomebody’s Jealous

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    BettyAdams  4 months ago

    We all have our days, but Elvis has his every day…

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    SquawkTron  4 months ago

    I’m glad Tortimer feels better.

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    metagalaxy1970  4 months ago

    hee hee hee hee haa haa haa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  4 months ago

    Elvis, because you are not shiny and new, also the woman knows you.

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    djhaywood  4 months ago

    OT: Persia

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    Taracinablue  4 months ago

    Lol, Elvis’ reply and angry little eyes!

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    kit  4 months ago

    And this is why everyone loves the woman.

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    Unicornsandgarfieldforever  2 months ago

    all I can say LOL

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