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Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 09, 2020

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 3 months ago

    She’s gonna torch the place!

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    maggijoseph Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Woman seems to need a strongly worded memo from the local safe officer.

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    Colorado Expat  3 months ago

    Can’t say exactly why, but I suspect that Goldie can out-leap any of guys… Better keep those decorations up high!

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    Strob Premium Member 3 months ago

    Let’s play Cocoanut Grove.

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    marilynnbyerly  3 months ago

    The Woman needs to really rethink things if Elvis is the sane one in the room.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Woman, NOO!

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    Woman, what are you thinking? You know Lupin has a history with candles!

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    I Mad Am I  3 months ago

    Learned this lesson long ago… ya gotta include the kids and cats when it comes to decorating. Kids… so they have memories. Cats… so they have distracting toys away from all the other stuff!

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    dadoctah  3 months ago

    What do the boys know of the 1930s? (Heck, for that matter, what does Georgia know of the 1930s?)

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago

    Unless The Woman is hanging them outside I don’t think they’re out of reach for a determined cat.

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    Candles? They’re doomed!

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    Three days to go. I know you are all agog.

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    Why do the Puck faces have Elvis poofage around them?

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    WelshRat Premium Member 3 months ago

    DEFINITELY with Elvis on this one!

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    Kitty Katz  3 months ago

    Deep Purple: Smoke on the Water

    We all looked up and saw them

    On the ceiling line

    All the pictures of Pucky

    And they all looked sublime

    …….

    And then the Woman came ’round

    With matches in her hand

    Looking to light the candles,

    1930’s, all too grand!

    …….Smoke from the candles

    Elvis on alert!

    Smoke from the candles

    Elvis on alert!

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    DavidJohnston  3 months ago

    Never did I think would come a day when I would say “Elvis is totally right!”

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    Biskits  3 months ago

    Elvis tail poof!

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    CreeperBoy135  3 months ago

    Can someone give me a link of where Georgia Dunn’s 200+ like comment is? Or did it get deleted?

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    Gent  3 months ago

    What? But nothing is too high for Leaping Lupin!

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    Elvis toe beans!

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    Light ’em up, Woman!

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    In honor of Eddie Van Halen

    ♪"Might as well jump. Jump!

    Go ahead and jump

    Might as well jump. Jump!

    Go ahead and jump

    Jump!

    Might as well jump. Jump!

    Go ahead and jump

    Get it and jump. Jump!

    Go ahead and jump

    Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!"♫

    (Jump – lyrics by Van Halen band members)

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    arolarson Premium Member 3 months ago

    OT. Yen

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    bwahahaha  3 months ago

    The woman has been acting crazy lately

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    Pinemelon  3 months ago

    uh oh nnoo no no no no no no nonononononoonononononononononononnono

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    Santana  3 months ago

    They asked me how I knew

    Pucky’s day was was due

    I of course replied

    Streamers here inside cannot be denied

    I said “Ma’am, you will find all flames are unkind”

    When your home’s on fire,

    You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes

    (Otto Harbach / Jerome Kern)

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    Does Lupin even realize he’s that close to Goldie or is the siren call of hanging streamers too loud?

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    Miss Mina  3 months ago

    Elvis has always had a healthy attitude toward fire. Unlike, say, Lupin.

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    Grace Premium Member 3 months ago

    Some nice led candles maybe? (my friend lost her home to a cat/candle incident)

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    DorseyBelle  3 months ago

    BoCC!!!

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    DorseyBelle  3 months ago

    I got my copy of Elvis Puffs Out delivered by Amazon Prime yesterday! It smelled like lavender because my husband had ordered soap which was in the same package.

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    diskus Premium Member 3 months ago

    If kitties weren’t so portly youd be leaping and flipping. Where is Bea when needed?

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Instead of “Happy Birthday” let’s sing a torch song.

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    lim95  3 months ago

    This is like the time they gave the Baby the gift of fire.

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    What Elvis needs now is a feline sized fire extinguisher.

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    SunflowerGirl100  3 months ago

    Uh oh. Lupin adores fire. He’s not safe around candles!

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    just another cat lover  3 months ago

    Jump. JUMP GOLDIE!!

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    Le'letha Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yeah. No. This is really scary. No fire, Woman! Streamers, OK, fine, but no fire!

    (And between the vertical jump and kitty parkour, we don’t believe in “just out of reach” around here.)

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    wintercollie  3 months ago

    remember when stoves had pilot lights. My Topper loved warm place; was sitting on top of stove and singed his tail, never jumped up on counters or stoves again. No – he was not hurt just upset at his tail smelling funny for awhile.

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    Mr. Reader  3 months ago

    Elvis will now run out of the house with the girl, and lupin will be batting this little ball of light across the table.

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    Mr. Reader  3 months ago

    Puck will be distraught over his faces being destroyed, (this is all hypothetical of course)

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  3 months ago

    Hm. For some reason, the movie “The Towering Inferno” crosses my mind. Apropos of nothing, I’m sure, just a random thought.

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    Granny Roberta  3 months ago

    Does The Woman even KNOW how many cats and kids she has!

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Sure, hang the streamers out of reach, but light candles where cats and children can get at ’em. Safety first. Party second.

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    anomalous4  3 months ago

    OT: Just another day in paradise…

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    scaeva  3 months ago

    Today is:

    Curious Events Day —Had one yesterday when the “Today is” post disappeared. We’ll see what happens today. Robin probably already knows … =^D

    Leif Erikson Day —Honoring the real European discoverer of North America. Que “The Immigrant Song.”

    Vet Nurse Day —Most humans like them, and they obviously love animals. Furpersons (and perhaps featherpersons, scale-persons, and hide-persons) have mixed feelings.

    National Moldy Cheese Day —Perhaps these are proof that humans will eat anything. Pass the crackers.

    World Egg Day —Are we being egged on? The world is an egg? We’re incubating it, and in big trouble if it hatches.

    Submarine-Hoagie-Hero-Grinder Day —Have you noticed how many days are “food” days? Humans are obsessed with food. It’s a good thing we can’t eat toebeans …

    International Pizza and Beer Day —See what I mean about food? Of course, pizza is one of the major food groups, and beer? Well, the truly enlightened know how well beer goes with pizza. It also goes with moldy cheese and the sandwiches just mentioned. Now, who’s up for an anchovy and lutefisk pizza?

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    Next, time to set up the automated laser pointer devices all around the house.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Reminds me of 19th century children’s stories where the children were orphaned by a fire started by the candles on the Christmas tree.

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    BillJackson2  3 months ago

    These are usually safe:

    http://www.plaidstallions.com/

    Plaid Stallioins has scans of costume catalogs and assorted toys.

    http://ravensblight.com/index.html

    Ravensblight is one of those typical towns (from a Lovecraft story) where every day is Halloween. Check out the paper toys…

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    serenasakitty  3 months ago

    Lots of good Karma to anyone who needs it.

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    SquawkTron  3 months ago

    That’s not a good idea, Woman.

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    asrialfeeple  3 months ago

    I agree with Sir Robin here. The decor is doomed.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Elvis has a point here, Woman!

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    Aspen_Bell  3 months ago

    OT: HAPPY JOHN LENNON’S BIRTHDAY!

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    If the streamers are out of reach then lighting the candles shouldn’t matter. But what scent are the candles? Pumpkin Spice would be nice. Apple Pumpkin wouldn’r be bad.

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    Natarose  3 months ago

    Only if the candles are someplace that you cats cannot get to. Otherwise, DON’T DO IT!

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    BillJackson2  3 months ago

    Hey! Got my copy of Elvis Puffs Out today. I’ll be busy for awhile…

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    scaeva  3 months ago

    This isn’t mere DOOM. It’s FOOOM! (Flammable Doom)

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