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Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 21, 2020

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    Le'letha Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Eight countless legs” cracks me up. Snerk!

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    dmah  3 months ago

    … must … resist urge … to clamp the North American Plastic Halloween Spider … to Elvis’ tail …

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    WelshRat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh, Puck is good, catching the uncatchable with no effort there.

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    Excellent chart, Puck! Excellent reflexes as well.

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s probably a Chinese Plastic Spider.

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    I fear that North American Plastic Halloween Spider will soon be defunct.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Oh look, a radioactive spider. Watch out, it’s gonna bite…. Oh, too late. Here comes the Spider-Cat!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  3 months ago

    We at BCN, will continue to exam the, North American Plastic Halloween Spider, until local authorities capture and return it to it’s natural habitat where it will go into hibernation until October.

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    tricksterson  3 months ago

    They should name it Boris

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    asrialfeeple  3 months ago

    Great analysis here.

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    It’s more afraid of them then they are of it.

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    Still no toe beans!

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    rs0204 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ahhh, Pucky with his charts and an in-depth report; the News Room is getting back to normal. But what daring-do is lurking around the next corner? How will our intrepid reporters be challenged next? What cat-tastrophe is preparing to raise it cute, fury head?

    You will have to tune in to find out. Same cat time, same cat channel.

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    SusieB  3 months ago

    My cat would love batting that around

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    Kitty Katz  3 months ago

    New Spider: How do you do? I’m Archie Arachnid, spokesspider for Nommy Nom Spider Treats. Remember:

    For a tasty treat that can’t be beat, have a cup of Kat Koffee and a Nommy Nom Treat!

    They’re not to bitter, not too sweet,

    Have a cup of Kat Koffee and a Nommy Nom Treat!

    For snack at 2 am,

    After a run with all your friends,

    Or after noon, you’ll want some soon!

    A cup of Kat Koffe and a Nommy Nom Treat!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wonder if in real life Lupin and Goldie found common ground on a plastic Hallowe’en spider.

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    One Serious Cat  3 months ago

    No matter the leg count, spiders are ALWAYS scary!

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    Granny Roberta  3 months ago

    Wait, is it squeaking too? And I thought it was impossible to improve on perfection!

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    Lanota Cat Lover  3 months ago

    You know what……….this spider might be the thing that brings Lupin and Goldie together!

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    YulanaLow  3 months ago

    Cats will go after all spiders … my personal experience (shiver).

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    anita.doorn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Could this spider be that thing that allows Goldie and Lupin to tolerate each other? Stranger things have happened!

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    Rockaway Beach Bum  3 months ago

    Pull!

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    Annie McD  3 months ago

    Hey Burt – how about a screen crawl? A creepy crawl. lol

    Oh, and maybe a PSA about how beneficial real spiders are. Can’t we all just get along? :)

    “Get along, on down the road / We’ve got a long long way to go

    Scared to live, scared to die / We ain’t perfect but we try

    Get along while we can / Always give love the upper hand

    Drink a beer, sing a song / Make a friend, can’t we all get along"

    Kenny Chesney. Songwriters: Josh Osborne / Ross Copperman / Shane L McAnally

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luHhJalHanw

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    jennifer.usher  3 months ago

    I am quite phobic of spiders. Years ago, I was in the bathroom, and I saw what I thought was a bit of hair over my right eye. I instinctively tried to brush it away with my fingers to no avail. Then I glanced at the mirror and realized that the “hair” was a very large, brown spider. Fortunately, no one was home, but I am sure the neighbors wondered what the rather loud scream was about.

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    ccwsparks  3 months ago

    One of the cutest things I’ve ever seen was a friend’s kitten who, having caught a small spider, proceeded to carry it around hanging out of her mouth for the next 10 minutes or so, like “Now that I’ve caught it, what should I do with it?”

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    scyphi26  3 months ago

    Decades ago now, my family used to have a cat who absolutely LOVED to play with the plastic spider rings, so much so my mother would collect them where she could so to take them back home for the cat to play with.

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    scaeva  3 months ago

    Happy International Sweatpants Day. Good weather for them where I am.

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    Hedgehog  3 months ago

    Dang! Sophie’s impressed.

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    pekenpug  3 months ago

    Yipee! A Puck chart!

    Is that spider squeaking?

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  3 months ago

    There’s more than a passing resemblance between that spider and the international biohazard symbol: https://rlv.zcache.com/biohazard_symbol_square_sticker-r2400b47e8f5744f0be29524a394de362_0ugmc_8byvr_540.jpg

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    Code the Enforcer  3 months ago

    … And it SQUEAKS??!! … BONUS!!!

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    SquawkTron  3 months ago

    Thanks for the great information, Puck.

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    Seed_drill  3 months ago

    We used to get jumping spiders about the size of a quarter. You could here them walk across the floor. If a cat batted them mid bounce, there was no telling where they’d land.

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    BillJackson2  3 months ago

    Do they still make the rubber spiders with the rolled-up rubber bladder on the bottom? they move when you squeeze a bulb that is attached to the bladder with a plastic tube…

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    Erin Pierce  3 months ago

    …and now I need some BCN bling with “Spunky Torque” written somewhere on it!

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    Code the Enforcer  3 months ago

    Lupin’s line is like an acute critique of a fine wine!! :)

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    Eight COUNTLESS Legs?

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    It’s the plastic webs that are the problem.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    I needed a chart today.

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    Lady Bri  3 months ago

    Hmmmm, something about this arc just bugs me ;p I spyder Goldie and Lupin getting along! Sort of! Yay! :D

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