Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 15, 2017
Lupin: We may have an ally at the dinner table! Elvis: Lupin, ordinarily we're not given table scraps, even though it's well know we are all good boys who deserve treats. But now it seems we have an inside guy. Woman: Elvis! Off the table! Puck: Elvis, the Toddler only wants two things. "1. Be our best friend. 2. Never eat dinner." Oh, whiskers-this is a green bean. Toddler: Potato, mom cat! Puck: I would like some ham. Toddler: Is potato. More potato. Puck: Ham, please. Toddler: This. Puck: This is a napkin. Toddler: This. Puck: A battery. I'm pretty sure neither of us is supposed to have this. Man: Whatcha got there, Pucky?