Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 13, 2016
Lupin: Elvis went back outside! Puck: I see him! He's cutting through the backyard! Elvis: Let me in. Woman: Elvis?! What are you doing outside again?! Puck: Ma'am? Ma'am! Lupin: Ma'am! Elvis: Ma'am. Woman: Elvis, this is getting ridiculous! Man: What's going on? Woman: Elvis got outside again-! Man: Hey! Isn't this the cat that's always in our backyard? Woman: Oh, no! I think it is! Man: I do, too. Elvis: It is. Woman: Is there a phone number? I'll get the carrier! Man: I'll get some kibble!