Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 07, 2016
Lupin: A tree grew in the living room! Here's Puck with more! Puck: Lupin, as you can see behind me, an entire tree grew overnight! Judging by the glass bulbs and bright lights, I'd guess this fir is native to Las Vegas. Elvis: I'd say the REAL story is the sky falling to pieces outside. Lupin: Elvis, that happens in these little winter traps all the time! It'll stop in a few minutes. Elvis: Well, I intend to investigate further! Man: Honey, I'm going out to get the mail! OH NO! ELVIS GOT OUT! Elvis?! ...ELVIS!! Elvis: Pffft! Overly concerned people. I'm fine! Red Bird: Tweet?