Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 07, 2016
Puck: The sun is out and the Man is forging a path into the Void! Lupin: Puck, Lupin live from the window, where I'm happy to report most of the Void can just be shoveled and dumped out of the way. Lupin: CN news, Man. Man? Man? MAN? Man: (music playing) Lupin: Always dodging the press... Puck: Reality perseveres! Moving on, we have an update on the kitten! Elvis? Elvis: Thanks, Puck. The kitten is awake and alert! She ate well this morning, and now she is resting. Elvis: With some company. Daughter: (GASP!) Mom! Mom! Baby Cat! Look! Baby Cat, Mom! Daughter: Baby Cat! Look! Woman: Aw! That does look like the Baby Cat, doesn't it? Daughter: Yes, Mom. Elvis: I can confirm. Woman: You know Elvis, if you keep this up you won't win World's Crabbiest Cat this year. Elvis: I've been NOMINATED?