Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 06, 2016
Lupin: It's nearly bedtime, and Tommy and his Woman are going home. Woman: Are you sure you don't want to stay until the roads clear? The big red couch is more comfy than it looks! Tommy's Owner: Thanks, but we've got to get back to Sophie! Tommy's Owner: If I know that cat, she's curled up on a pile of good books! Tommy: They hold body warmth and smell like the past! Woman: Wow. She does great work. Elvis: CN NEWS, I CAN'T FEEL MY WHISKERS. Lupin: In other news, the kitten is sleeping in the office! Puck, what can you tell us? Puck: Lupin, the kitchen is so small. Puck: AND THE WORLD IS SO BIG. Puck: Someone very brave better stand guard in the doorway. Lupin: Poor kid. She's been through so much, now a strange new place. Maybe someone should sit up with her. Puck: I think someone is.