Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 16, 2016
Lupin: There's a little man trapped in the tv. Lupin: And only the People can save him! Elvis: Elvis here, live on the scene where one little man is stuck in the tv. Elvis: And the world in the tv is TERRIBLE. Puck: The People are able to transmit instructions and send supplies to the little man through this electronic transistor. Lupin: Give me you hand! I can pull you out! The People: Lupin! Get off the tv! Lupin: Just a little closer! I've almost got you! Man: I'll grab us some snacks. Can you take over? Woman: On it! Puck: Is there a button to send the little man a hug? Elvis: Update: The little man is hiding in a box. Elvis: We have so much in common. (FATALITY) Lupin: Puck, reports indicate this may be it for the little man in the- Man: Darn. Puck: WAIT! Woman: Don't worry- (NEW LIFE) Puck: Little tv man LIVES! The People: Lupin!