Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 19, 2015
Lupin: Cats everywhere have been locked out of the bedroom. Puck: Lupin, Puck here, live where there must be some kind of mistake. Puck: It's bedtime and some reporters need to sleep in their usual spot. Elvis: The door is shut because SOMEONE thought he could walk along the baby bassinet like a tight rope -- Lupin: I CAN. Lupin: I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT. Puck: Ma'am? Woman: Good night, Pucky. Puck: I'm just gonna give it a jiggle. Woman: Puck, c'mon. Elvis: This reporter is settling down on the couch to wonder why some cats ruin EVERYTHING. Lupin: I haven't ruined the couch. Woman: It's just for a little while, Pucky. Puck: You know, you don't have to let who's - their - whiskers in. Elvis: Who's going to patrol the windows and the corners and the ceiling and all the shoes? That's what I'd like to know -- Puck: Elvis, please, if I don't get 16 hours I'm just not myself.