Snickers got his eyes & claws ready to attack his arm…..
Oh Henry’ named his cat ‘Snickers’, his dog’s name is ‘Three Musketeers’….BTW, ‘BabyRuth’ upstairs needs her diapers changed. Did I forget to mention they live on ‘5th Avenue?’ Oh, and his son is an astronaut – You guessed it, he’s headed to ‘Mars.’
In his pending court case, Snickers will be claiming that he did not realize the people only had one life.
And now some breaking news: As we just hear there was a bad, bad, (and when I say that I mean a really uck-&-yuck-oh-ho-ho-how-awful-scratch-the-kneecap-&-bite-the-nose-thing) case of domestic (cat) violence when this little kitty here attacked his human servant for to date unknown reasons… Well, but as you know it is the saison to refine everything – even the news – with a little pumpkin spice, so…OOOOHHH!!!
Oh no, we mustn’t.
Pumpkin Spice will be the scourge of life as we know it.
Including his skin?
Our cats love the pumpkin filling that you buy for pies. Even our vet said that it is good for them.
NOOooo Not pumpkin spice! I hate the stuff.
You should be transitioning to gingerbread spice now.
And that’s why Snickers will toss his cookies in your shoes. Payback.
No, we must not! I don’t like pumpkin pie, so adding that spice to everything would not be good.
A common misconception. Cinnamon does not agree with everyone and especially not with cats.
Including his shoes.
Definitely severe animal cruelty