He’s a cut above the rest.
Is he really your son?
Just wait enough years; he’ll eventually get dull.
What a knife family!
Just keep him away from the cheese.
Looks sharper than his parents….hmmm
And he’s got the right angle!
These knife puns are on the cutting edge of humor
Grew up to be a gay blade.
Bah dum Tisshhhh!
He answered, without feeling like he had to make a point.