An opener with a can-do attitude!
Who will be the piece de resistance?
Time to put a lid on it!
It’s a family show -No Salt Added
Treat the opener well, or he’ll turn on you!
Canned laughter ensues.
February is national tin can month, invented in 1810. But the can opener wasn’t invented for another 50 years.
“Comedy Kitchen.” I like it!!!!!!!!!!! :)
So who is the closer?
Is the audience a bunch of hungry cats?
The applause has been bottled up.
“For our next act, my twin sister and I will perform the dance that made the Moulin Rouge famous.”
Better tell him to can it.
Sorry, nobody laughs at canned humour.
It suddenly dawns on me, he’s delivering a canned response!
They are non sense