Gee, should we ask where you carry it?
“Hey, you want to know the time?” “No, I do not.”
Better watch where you keep it.
Negative utility => Passive – aggressive?
Message received, Brainiac?
Just tuck it between your cheeks.
There’s only so much you can hang around your
I had trouble with wristwatches (the bands would make my skin itchy) so I started carrying a pocket watch about the size of a ½ dollar and only about 3/16" thick. I liked it a lot. (students thought it was weird)
Maybe it’s actually a “pack it” watch?
To go with his birthday suit.
There was a science fiction short story about aliens that landed and basically shape-shifted to look like the earthlings they saw. Only problem was they landed in a nudist colony and then went into town. Oops.
Was the blade open?.….
Was it a Dick Tracy watch?
Wonder where he puts the hands
Ralph Dunagin and Dana Summers
April 03, 2015