Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 13, 2021

that wouldn’t be a vanity plate, it’d be an insanity plate…

Any minute now, he’ll start singing “Hot Blooded.”

Best one I ever saw was on a Cadillac in Houston. It said:

TNX IRS

I could but I’m a thief not a liar.

This plays into the stereotype of prisoners making license plates. The states now use private contractors to make the plates and since they are in it for profit, most of the plates are white in color.

It seems like the people who have those types of plates…rarely are.

So you’re advertising your talents while I’m in here.

Sure, is it for your sister?

Honestly officer, I thought the glass was stronger than that…

For you, Anything Babe…..