Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 15, 2022

Just ask Kristin Sinema who ran as a progressive Democrat and is now the most conservative in her party.

Like someone who cares about their constituents?

Works every time.

It’s the emperor’s new clothes…

It’s the first lie of many that will be made.

Bait and switch

“Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often, and for the same reasons.” – Mark Twain

The majority of constituents have a memory span of a goldfish.

“if you can fake sincerity, you’ve got it made…”

Someone NOT named Trump, Stone, Pence, Giuliani, Greene, Murdoch, Carlson, the list goes one!

So just like you are trying to pick up a person at a bar hoping to have the same results…..

you only have to convince folks that you’re better than the alternative…

And uncle Joe fooled everyone into thinking he was a cogent, sentient, fully functioning human being.And aunty Kamala made us think she gave a dam about the problems of real people and that she could give a speech, or just talk even, without having to resort to trite, meaningless buzzwords

How is it possible to make a decision that the word D-A-M-N is too blasphemous, filthy and rude to use???Danmed if I know. Ridiculous.