You mean eau de toilette?
Arrrroooooo, one of my favorites slurp slurp
Well urnials in bars often had ice in them, (it’s a cheap way to keep down the smell.)
Do you want that double-flushed?
in a glass or a porcelain bowl?
With a hint of Tidy-Bowl?
What time does the butt sniffing show start? Will there be amateur tail wagging tonight?
Eau de toilette on the rocks.
I don’t think you’d get toilet water neat.
Nox On the Rocks?