Bottomliners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for October 18, 2020

The Case of the Missing Apostrophes.

So he’s moving to Florida.

Question is: do they want him back

Sad, but many individuals retirement plans are based on the death of their parents…..

#nobodyproofreads

Maybe they still have all my apostrophes in the attic.

You may have better luck if you don’t warn them.

My children have not even attempted to leave the nest! >_<