The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 24, 2022
Huey: It may be hard to believe, granddad, but I think Santa Claus actually exists in some form, and is part of a vast conspiracy by the Illuminati to control the world. Granddad: Uh-huh. Huey: He starts the mental conditioning that is a necessity for a society to be controlled. He's an unseen power never to be challenged. On Christmas he replaces God - diverting attention from spirituality to greed, which is what drives the Illuminati's ability to control the world's economy in ways I'm only beginning to comprehend! "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake." Sounds like "big brother" to me. The only thing left is a connection to George Bush. All conspiracies connect to George Bush one way or another... Granddad: Uh-huh. Well, now that you mention it, if you were to dress Barbara in one of those red outfits... Huey: That's it! The final piece to the puzzle!
e.groves 6 months ago
I think he’s on to something.
Ellis97 6 months ago
Huey, you would make a great writer.
Random Nick Premium Member 6 months ago
And QAnon thinks it’s new and cutting edge… This has been going on since the first attempt at society.
blackman2732 6 months ago
It’s all so clear now. How did we not see this?
1JennyJenkins 6 months ago
Huey you found the kernel of this nut!
William Bludworth Premium Member 6 months ago
“if you were to dress Barbara in one of those red outfits” – Humor is a dish best served cold…