The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 18, 2022
Riley: S'up. Phone: May I speak to your grandfather. Please? Riley: No, you can't, and I thought I told you not to call here no more stupid *#&%!. What, do you like verbal abuse? Phone: Riley, this is your great-uncle Fred. Riley: Uh...Gee, uncle Fred, is there any way we could keep this between us? Phone: Ha-haa!! Not a chance, tough guy. Now where's your grandfather?