The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 29, 2022
Riley: Here, granddad, groceries. Just my way of giving back to the family. Granddad: Uh, where'd you get that? Riley: There's this old woman who pays me to carry stuff for her. That's how I got it - no joke. Granddad: Well, that is just wonderful, Riley. You and Huey put those groceries away and I'll cook up somethin' nice. I'm proud of you, boy. Riley: Oh, but if anyone - like the feds or whoever - asks any questions, you never saw this bag, you know nothing about an old lady, and I was never here.