The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 01, 2021
Granddad: Dagonit, boy!! How long are you gonna goof off? Huey: Uh-oh... Granddad: I you don't cut the grass, then I have to cut the grass, which means your poor granddaddy'll have a stroke and die, which means I'll have to kill you! Got it! Huey: You die, then I die. Yes, sir. Granddad: Ok...probably not in that order, but don't think I won't do it!! Huey: Say no more! I'm going!