The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 18, 2021
Huey: Let me get this straight. You've been lying virtually immobile, watching TV all day, and now your head hurts? Riley: Yes. Huey: Well then, why don't you get up and do something you lazy, half-witted nimrod? Riley: Sure, that's what you would do... ...But I ain't no quitter.