The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 30, 2021
Jazmine: Hey, Huey - your mom is so fat that when her clothes get stretched out - wait... that's not right - Your mom's so fat that um - stretchy clothes don't fit? No, that's not it... oh! I remember - she's so fat that her waistline - oops... that's a different one... I got it, Huey! Your Mommy's so fat because she doesn't work out, see, and... drats - I just had it. I'll call you right back. Granddad: Boy, Jazmine called again. Something about your Mommy gained all this weight so her clothes don't fit and when she puts them on she gets really sad.