The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 23, 2021
Voice from television: And if you act now, the super handy-dandy household helper can be yours for the low price of $29.95! Granddad: Mine? Voice: Yours! Plus, we'll throw in an itty-bitty handy-dandy household baby helper and the ultimate handy-dandy portable helper all for the even lower price of $9.95! And trust us - you need it? Granddad: I do? Voice: Yes! But you must act now! Call in the next five seconds and it's all yours - five - Granddad: Well hold on now. What does all that mess do? Voice: What doesn't it do?! Four - three - time's running out - Granddad: Well, not so fast now. Let me think about it. Voice: Two - one - time's up! Sorry, pal. Granddad: No, wait! Hello? Gimme the handy-dandy stuff! Please! Voice from telephone: Congratulations! You've called during our special late-caller amnesty period! Granddad: I'll take two!