The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for February 26, 2021
Riley: I can't wait to see Santa this year! That fool gonna pay what he owe! Jazmine: Blasphemer! Riley: Matter of fact, I'm about to head down to the mall and beat that fool down right now! Jazmine: Stop it, heathen! Riley: Then I'm gonna sleigh-jack Santa and go to Wendy's late night drive-through! Jazmine: In the name of the father, the son and the Christmas spirit, I rebuke you!